You’re sitting on your couch one day, surrounded by your own filth and eating a crème caramel. “Wouldn’t it be great,” you think to yourself, “if I could perhaps compress the nutritional value of TWENTY crème caramels into a single, enormous bucket of crème caramel?”
Sir or madam, I believe this is your lucky day. Bear witness to the Giga Pudding and tremble:
The text along the right side reads: “Let’s make the enormous pudding of our dreams!”. I only wish my dreams were so exotic.
A Giga Pudding goes for a rather pricey $42 AUD (today, at least – thanks to exchange rate fluctuations, who knows what it might cost next week). Surprisingly, you’ll find them in toy shops rather than supermarkets. I was slightly disappointed to find out that although we now have Giga Pudding technology, you can’t yet buy a massive, ready-to-eat bucket of gelatinous goo – you have to make it from a powder and wait until it solidifies.
That someone actually decided to sell this as a product is second only to the advertisement. Somehow, this had me glued in front of the store display for ten minutes straight. I guess I had to keep watching until I had memorised all the lyrics.
There was a sale on Creme Caramels at Aldi a few years back. I bought 27 twin packs (their entire remaining stock). They were finished within a week.
I discovered that the fastest way to consume them was to shake vigorously, rip off the lid and down them like a gooey delicious drink.
I’m not sure how much these toy tubs contain, but I believe I am up to the challenge. As long as they don’t contain any wheat.
By: MDB on 16 April, 2009
at 8:21 am
I don’t know why, but I’m expecting the first thing this guy says will be “Yatta!”
By: joel on 16 April, 2009
at 12:10 pm
Hello, new ringtone!
By: Rob on 16 April, 2009
at 2:21 pm
umm… I watched that ad… and I’m sure that was a super mario brothers level… I’m sure I could never get past that one, kept getting squished by the business guy with the spoon
By: CMer on 17 April, 2009
at 11:12 pm
How on earth has no-one, and I mean no-one at all, said the obvious Simpson’s quote for this post? I am shocked and a little perturbed by this.
[HOMER]
All right,, brain, it’s all up to you. If you don’t think of what it is, we’ll lose Marge forever.
[HOMER'S BRAIN]
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding.
[HOMER]
Okay. But then we gotta get to work.
Thank you. oyasumi nasai
ScreeJ
By: podpsyche on 22 April, 2009
at 10:01 pm
OK… here is the deal I have been searching toy stores all over the world and I cannot get my hands on this shit. I need websites, people that will send this, or anything really. I am in need of GIGA PUDDING!!! So please please please help me out!!!!
By: Frank on 25 May, 2009
at 1:16 pm
@Frank – Amazon Japan have it as an item, but doesn’t look like there’s any stock:
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/switch-language/product/B001BYKUEK/ref=dp_change_lang?ie=UTF8&language=en_JP
By: Seahorse-ily on 27 May, 2009
at 8:17 pm